Things that amuse me

This is my opinion on things...you don't have to like them or even accept them...but they're MINE and this is MY blog...just clarifying this for anyone who doesn't like it! :)




#1 
My parents talk to our dog Eddie like he's going to answer them back. Instead he tilts his head to the side and looks at them funny. 


#2
Before judgement starts, I love reality TV. I can't tell you how excited I am that we have the E! channel now! Kendra, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, E! News. But I've always loved shows like:The Bachelor, MTV Shows, The Biggest Loser, and Big Brother you know, those shows!  


Right now, the best line I heard on The Bachelor is:
"I quit my job, I spent a fortune on new clothes and gowns! I just can't wait for him to see me for who I really am!" 
Um-what?! Does that even make sense here folks?!




#3 
So I read in a magazine in the grocery store today that  Jake Gyllenhaal broke up with Tayor Swift and now she's falling apart. 


Sigh. Okay. 
3a: Jake, have you not learned? This chick is going to write a bad song about you, and you say your broke up with her cause you don't like the publicity? How about a song that's going to be around FOREVER?!?!
3b:Tay-Tay-That's what you get for playin with the big boys!!! Find someone who's your age gyal! :) That's all! Now, get in the studio and write a song bout this! Make your monies yo! 




#4 
Back to Reality TV. One day I caught my dad watching Teen Mom. No. Not like flipping through the channels, like seriously concerned with what was happening on this show. Like he was troubled with these teens having babies. 




#5 
My rendition of "The Christmas Song" is probably the best version you will EVER hear! Only a select few have had the privilege.