My mom is funnier than your mom!

My mom is the best. No seriously, she's the best. She has a way of not only making you feel special, but she makes me laugh all the time. If you've never met her then I think you're missing out!
Here are just a few day to day conversations she and I have had over the last couple of months that I think I should share.....FYI: My mom calls me Camitshka..... 




convo #1


This conversation happened one afternoon when we both were getting on each other's nerves. 
me: "mom. you left your pill over there on the table"
mom: "you want it?"
me: "what is it?"
mom: "it's a chill pill"




convo #2


My mom lived in England for a long time before she was married. Every now and then her British accent comes out. When she's mad, talks to someone else who has a British accent or when she's telling a story that she's passionate about. 


My moms likes to tell me stories about conversations shes had with other people. So over lunch one day she was telling me a serious story and her "british" accent came. 
So I stopped her and said: "Ma. did you say that to him with that accent too?"
To which she replied: "I can't help it Camitshka!"



Convo #3


 I had  gone downstairs to get something and my mom was just sitting on the couch starring at her feet so I said:
 "Ma. whatcha doing? ma. ma. whatcha doing?" 
She then looks up at me and says: "I'm actually up on a ladder painting! what does it look like im doing?!" 
Me: I don't know ma thats why I asked!"




Convo #4

My mom and I were outside one day in the fall and she was picking pears while our dog Eddie was eating grass, (he usually throws up after he eats grass). So I started to throw the picked pears at him to stop. 

My mom then turns to me to say: "Camitshka, not these ones, throw the ones on the ground!"

Convo #5 

My mom called my cell from the house phone to ask me to go outside and get the trash can that she had "watched roll down the driveway" across the street. so I went downstairs, threw on my shoes, coat and went outside. It turns out our trash can was sitting right there on the side of the house. 

I went back into the house and said: "Ma! you wanted me to steal someone elses trash can that you "watched rolled down our drive way"
Her reply was:  "Camitshka, i saw it roll!" 

I said: "Ma! ours is right here!!!" 

To which she replied dryly: "Camitshka okay okay....oh. When you go back upstairs, theres a little bottle of chill pills by my bed. take a few"

This was just a typical friday.

Convo #6 

When my mom and I get into it. Her favourite line is this:

"Been there. Done that. Bought the t-shirt. Doesn't fit!"

Hope at least one of those made you smile or laugh!!